Oh, the myriads and myriads

Of social niceties…

Say this here,

Don’t forget that there.

Add your requisite “duckface” photo,


Oh, and every time you do your nails.

But, never, ever, ever add a single

Thought of your own…

Unless it follows the pack’s,

Of course. 

Then, it’s a-okay. 

Your polish passes inspection.

You’re our brand of rebel. 😉

For, variety is but a catchphrase, you know,

A cute little piece of the vocabulary

Serving but to lull us into security,

But never, ever to actually be.

That’d just ruin mob mentality, you see,

As well as all those terrific benefits

That can only be found in outright

And complete